gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

(via gnarly)

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute, via best-of-text-posts)

armadillo:

when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs

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(via epic-humor)

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via gnarly)

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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(via surprisebitch)

(Source: cocaineteas, via paprika)